Dugan the Dog is not a crotch sniffer!

Having a dog (especially a large one) means that you sometimes must endure the embarrassing and/or annoying things that dogs will do. Things like your dog drinking out of the toilette or sniffing peoples crotches. We hate it when Dugan sneaks into one of the bathrooms and drinks out of the toilette. He will come out of the bathroom drizzling toilette water off his beard onto everything. Yuk!

Dugan the Dog is a very affectionate dog. He likes to be petted, especially around his ears, eyes, and chin. He also likes his side rubbed while he leans up against you, and he likes you to reach down and squeeze his rear leg muscles while you exclaim: “you are a mighty hound, just feel those strong muscles!” He gets a real charge out of it.

Because Dugan loves getting his facial areas rubbed, and if you are next to him and he feels that you are not paying the kind of attention to him that such a fine dog deserves, he will take the initiative and rub his head against you! When he was a little younger and smaller, he would get a double rub by going between your legs so he was getting rubbed on both sides simultaneously (and at the same time too)! Now he is too big for that trick, so instead he will vigorously rub his face against you. If you have ever been around cows, it kind of reminds you of a calf trying to stimulate his mother’s milk by pushing his face and head against her udder. Anyway, it can be kind of embarrassing when he meets strangers because it appears that he his forcefully poking his face in their groin area, when his only interest is to get the obligatory face rub he feels he deserves. Unfortunately, when he ducks his head a little to bring it up for a rub, his head is at the same height as most peoples private zone.

So if you happen to come upon Dugan, do yourself a favor and save our family some embarrassment. Please, quickly give Dugan the attention he feels he deserves! It’s especially a lot less painful for the men folk!

Dugan takes a roll in the grass, reveling in the goodness of his doggy life.


Dugan tries pulling April with his tail.


Dugan with his favorite balls.